“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
Dying from laughter XD
The people sharing my train carriage are also now a little scared of the random chick in a collar who giggles at her phone.
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
that would be so fucking convenient
The idea of this is amazingly romantic, but I believe that I learnt a lot from my past relationships. They weren’t all terrible, and each one taught me different things about myself. And now that I have found my soulmate, I feel like I am the best version of myself and I appreciate how absolutely amazing he is with every fibre of my being.
Besides, we all know that we would have gone searching for our soulmates while we were still stupid teenagers ;)